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A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went to see his Rabbi about it. "I brought him up in the faith, gave him a very expensive bar mitzvah, cost me a fortune to educate……
An Atheist_英语笑话 A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didnt believe in Heaven or Hell."Marry him anyw……
Cobbled Road_英语笑话 Two nuns riding down a cobbled road on bicycles. First one says to the other, "Ive never come this way before."Other nun says, "Neither have I. Its probably the cobbles."……
John the Baptist_英语笑话 A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he was committed.He was put in a room with another crazy and immediately began his routine, "I am ……
Man Falls Asleep At Church_英语笑话 One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. Its very emba……
Original Text_英语笑话 The Pope dies and, naturally, goes to heaven. Hes met by the reception committee, and after a whirlwind tour he is told that he can enjoy any of the myriad of recreations available.He decides that he ……
Down to Hell_英语笑话 An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She is chatting to St.Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful bloodcurdling screams."Oh my goodness," says the old lady, ……
Top Ten Ways You Know YouRe In A Bad Church_英语笑话 10. The church bus has gun racks.9. The church staff consists of Senior Pastor, Associate Pastor and Socio-pastor.8. The Bible they use is the "Dr. Seuss Version."7. Theres an ATM in the lob……
Nun Going to Chicago_英语笑话 This nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight and she looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune. So she though……
Gay Man Meets Saint Peter_英语笑话 Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After rewieving his records Saint Pete decided to let him in. "Follow me" he said, opening the gate and wa……
Four Catholic Ladies_英语笑话 Four Catholic ladies were having coffee.The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him "Father."The second Catholic woman ……
Vow of Silence_英语笑话 At a remote monastery deep in the woods, the monks followed a rigid vow of silence. This vow could only be broken once a year on Christmas, by one monk, and the monk could speak only one sentence. One……
An Act of Charity_英语笑话 One Sunday a pastor asked his congregation to consider giving a little extra in the offering plate. He said that whoever gave the most would be able to pick out three hymns.After the offering plates w……
Morning Worship_英语笑话 The teacher of the third-grade Sunday School class was planning to take her charges on a "field trip" to the ongoing church service, so they could get an idea of what morning worship looked ……
Final Vows_英语笑话
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